1)You consider McCall north Idaho
2)T shirt and shorts are appropriate year around
attire.
3)You've never lived outside a ghetto or home owners association.
4)You've never seen an assault rifle let alone a real
firearm.
5)85 mph is the national speed limit.
6)PETA is a government ministry.
7)LA is the actual national capital.
8)If Hollywood hasn't produced it than it doesn't exist.
9)An attorney is more important than a doctor.
10)You have to be an actor to be a politician and
a politician to be an actor.
11)Camping is something you saw on "The Brady Bunch"
the closer to fellow campers the better.
12)Before Idaho your last wilderness experience was
Laguna Beach.
13)"Nuke the baby whales so they glow for Jesus"
sounds like an important liberal message although
you don't know what it means.