It's like the entire mall is on sale New Year's Day

Okay, I exaggerate. But stores at the Boise Towne Square mall — open Tuesday, New Year's Day, from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. — are having a bunch of sales to kick off 2013. Here's the latest from a mall spokeswoman (note that "clearance" here means items that are "redline," or at their lowest markdown):

  • Dillard's: 50 percent off permanently reduced merchandise (some exceptions)
  • Nordstrom Rack: up to 70 percent off
  • Teavana: 40 percent to 75 percent off select items
  • Francesca's Collections: 60 percent off select items and 30 percent off clearance
  • The Children's Place: up to 70 percent off clearance
  • Christopher Banks/CJ Banks: up to 60 percent off clearance
  • Gymboree / Crazy 8: Everything in the store under $12.99 including children's coats
  • Macy's: Extra 20 percent off
  • Victoria's Secret: Buy one bra, get one 50 percent off
  • H & M: $10, $15 and $20 racks
  • Finishline: 30 percent off clearance
  • PolarX custom ornaments: 50 percent off
  • Wet Seal: 50 percent off
  • Motherhood: At least 50 percent off
  • Apricot Lane: 55 percent off select items
  • Forever 21: 30 percent off
  • DownEast Basics: 50 percent off clearance
  • Hot Topic: Denim as low as $9.99, shirts $5.99
  • Journeys: 40 percent to 70 percent off
  • JC Penney: 30 percent to 60 percent off clearance sale
  • Go Games: 50 percent off everything
  • Ann Taylor: Up to 50 percent off
  • Yankee Candle: Up to 75 percent off
  • Bare Escentuals: $49 for 20 eye colors
  • Soma: Up to 70 percent off
  • Pottery Barn: 50 percent off floor model furniture and 50 percent to 60 percent off Christmas decor
  • Aeropostale: Up to 70 percent off everything
  • See's Candies: 50 percent off Christmas candy

I don't need a whole mall, I've only TWO SHEDS.

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