A dispatch from Vegas: Economic misery loves company

No publicity is bad publicity. Unless you're Tiger Woods.

Or Boise.

Here's an odd lead paragraph from the Las Vegas Sun, writing about a recent regional economic survey, co-authored by the Brookings Institution and the University of Nevada-Las Vegas.

"Lots of reports have noted the economic hammering suffered by Las Vegas and Phoenix — but who knew about Boise?" writes the Sun's Joe Schoenmann.

"(The report) about the economically hard-hit Intermountain West makes two things clear: Smart metro areas better withstand downturns, and U.S. News and World Report’s fourth-best place to live in the nation, Idaho’s capital, is suffering almost as much as Las Vegas."

Yup, we're hurting a little up here. Of course, we don't also have Wayne Newton. ...

More reading: Check out Bill Roberts' story on the Brookings-UNLV report, and this morning's followup editorial.

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risk gain

No risk = no gain.
Lots of gain = lots of risk

Boise, Las Vegas, & Phoenix were rolling with lots of "gains". Lots of gains means lots of risk in terms of a bigger drop in a down market.

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Or in Cheetah's terms
Lots of gain (lots of girlfriends & their fun) = lots of risk (the more girlfriends, the more likely the wife finds out)

Lots of gain (a trophy wife)= lots of risk (a 3iron to the head when she gets mad).

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risk and gain are directly related-(unless you have a government bail-out or a fantastic divorce attorney).

It's a UNIVERSAL law.

So true!

Thanks for the laughs.

We don't have to buy long coats for feather dancers either.

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Like a midair collision with a tugboat

No economic misery, if you skip the tables.

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Like a midair collision with a tugboat

When water gets more expensive than liquor...

what will they say about Las Vegas then?

They've always watered down the liquor.

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I guess then they'll say the drinks are better in Vegas!

And boy, they think drunks are easy marks now.

When the lakes hold Whiskey the fishing will be golden!

Or the fish will all hit the boats and die.

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Like a midair collision with a tugboat