Comic Brian Regan to perform at Morrison Center

Hilarious comic Brian Regan has been booked June 28 at the Velma V. Morrison Center for the Performing Arts. Regan, a regular on both "The Late Show with David Letterman" and "Late Night with Conan O'Brien,” is notable not just because he’s reaaaaally funny, but because he excels without resorting to raunchy humor. Tickets are $39.50 and go on sale at 10 a.m. Friday at Select-A-Seat.


Got a nanny, I surmise.

I just can't afford that, period.

On a journalist's salary? Ha!

Nah, things are just going so well that I was able to return to work.

You could always let it go seriously awry and call ABC...

to send that funky British chick over.

ABC? Better not.

Alcohol Beverage Control might force me to stop serving beer at home with a minor now on the premises.

Wait, wasn't this thread supposed to be about Brian Regan? He's definitely funnier than I am.

Australian Broadcasting Corporation....

D'ooooooh!

I guess you don't want a short busty mother figure in the house now.