Idaho's B-movie of the week?

Here it is, ripped from today's headlines, as the saying goes.

"Radioactive Sand Beach Blanket Bingo."

Annette Funicello. Hermit crabs big as Hummers. Screenplay basically writes itself.

Idaho's B-movie

It does seem strange, moving tons of sand across the ocean...to the desert. On the other hand since Idaho has businesses that specialize in hazardous waste clean-up it should not surprise us.

The "B" could well stand for "Business." It means revenue, jobs, profit and taxes for Idaho. Bingo!

Hilarious!

That would be a funny project, Kevin! Of course, we'd have to suspend disbelief a little bit, but that's what movies are for. Since there're only 0.061 Curies of alpha-emitting radioactivity in the entire shipment (repeating: alpha radiation, which doesn't even penetrate the skin) -- less radioactivity than in 68,000 smoke detectors -- you could have the mutant hermit crabs fighting all the mutant insects that come from the dentists offices, where they have more radioactivity than in this whole shipment just from x-ray sources.

Darn.

We all hoped that radioactivity might somehow cure Annette's MS.

Ruin our days.

New West broke this story two days ago

Just to give credit where it's due:

http://www.newwest.net/city/article/army_shipping_contaminated_kuwait_sand_to_idaho_landfill1/C108/L108/

Someday RSR Will Learn To Embed Hyperlinks

Here's the link to the New West story.

When they make it easier, maybe I will.

It's like stinkin' DOS. I gave up on that when Windows 3.1 came out.

Fair trade

What are we gonna send back to 'em to fill up the big hole this will leave?