It's a super-sized world after all

Mickey Mouse is being forced to redesign Disneyland's most popular ride because Americans have gobbled too many Big Macs.

The fear of rollercoasters suddenly seems a hell of a lot more logical.

I'll just they sell cotton tofu candy

It isn't the rides I'm afraid of it's wondering if the Seven Dwarfs have any quiet fetishes to go with the usual sex offender extra bouncy Tigger-HOO HOO HOOOOO