There's been a YouTube parody, a New Yorker magazine cover, political cartoons (the latest is on the last page of today's Scene) and endless cringe-worthy jokes. So what's next for Idaho's PR nightmare? A wide-stance episode of "Boston Legal," of course! According to SpoilerFix.com, the ABC legal drama's Nov. 13 episode — "Oral Contracts" — includes this intriguing plot line: "Alan defends Denny when he is accused of soliciting gay sex in a bathroom by two undercover cops."
Set that TiVo. Or not.
(I'm waiting for the Larry Craig comedy starring Leslie Nielsen. Actually, they could probably just add a Minneapolis airport scene to the "Airplane" DVD extras.)
So, like, when's the new season of "Battlestar Galactica" start again?
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You guys just can't let it go, can you. Talk about Yellow Journalism!!!!
"Yellow Politikin"
Yep, lets just call it Yellow Politikin. When a senator keeps on smearing himself with scandal we'll just call it Yellow Politikin.
Why doesn't Craig have the decency to go away?
He's been known as gay for decades but didn't have the guts to declare it.
I think their internet is down...
and they squirrel this in on a phone link with a 300 baud fax modem.
Don't quote me.
Hollywood won't let anyone forget Larry Craig's bathroom perving
This is just the beginning for Idaho. Hollywood won't let this go, especially since many of Idaho's voters can't seem to let go of vilifying Hollywood. It's payback - big time. Naturally this goes WAY beyond Idaho and sets the stage for another Foley election (can you say "Democrats win"). But, this is what my Larry baby really wants - cuz he's a closet Demoncrat too.
My Larry loves "Oral Contracts". He often ratifies them on toilet paper. And, he loves to swallow...his pride.
Y'all will be fodder for late night TV throughout 2008. Get used to it since y'all seem to be sitting on your thumbs (hopefully not in the bathroom) regarding Scary Larry. But, I know how lovable that man is. He drives me crazy with backwoods lust too. Luv ya, CB
Click on a Larry Craig Link:
COMEDY CENTRAL: VERY FUNNY LARRY CRAIG VIDEOS
YouTube: ...A NASTY, BAD, NAUGHTY BOY
LARRY CRAIG AND THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
Not so funny...
STEP-BY-STEP RE-CAP ON WHY THE CRAPPER CAPER WAS A CRIME
WHY BATHROOM SEX BORDERS ON PEDOPHELIA
IT'S TIME FOR A SENATE ETHICS PROBE
Larry Craig's and Ann Coulter's gay secret
Well, it certainly seems like the Republican "party of values" has DOUBLE STANDARDS. GOP activists espouse one thing and, on the sly, do the opposite.
Larry Craig likes boys and men. And now we learn about Ann Coulter.
It appears Ann Coulter is a FRAUD who says whatever she must to sell books so that she can LIVE the gay urban lifestyle.
Ann Coulter: On the Gay Circuit in West Hollywood
By Rick Jacobs
Published October 28, 2007
Republican Gay Secrets - Another Episode?
Yes! Another elected Republican who appears to like gay sex. But he denies the sex (just like Larry Craig), and actually votes for legislation that harms gays and lesbians (just like Larry Craig).
Maybe this will inspire a "Boston Legal" episode too.
It seems that Washington State Rep. Richard Curtis (who is a Republican) declared yesterday, "I have NOT had sex with a guy". The "guy" is Cody Castagna. The two met at the Hollywood Erotic Boutique, and allegedly went back to Curtis' hotel room and had sex. Apparently, Curtis was attending a GOP legislative retreat...
Details at:
Police report sheds new light on Curtis encounter
By Jeffrey Mize
Published October 30, 2007
Police documents: SW Wash. GOP lawmaker had sex with man
By NICHOLAS K. GERANIOS
Published October 30, 2007
Castagna claims he didn't blackmail state legislator
By Rob Kauder
Published October 30, 2007
More stories on the breaking Richard Curtis Gay Affair
Don't you have the guts, Mr. Deeds?
The guts to close a stupid topic before it bites?
OK, OK ...
So this topic isn't as good as the Larry Craig/Village People video. It's still better than blogging about the intoxicated concert fan who notices me skulking in the corner and demands I write a positive review before the show even starts? Right? Right? (This did NOT happen at James Taylor's concert. I swear.)
Another funny Larry Craig video
He's starting to make Capital Hill look like another Brokeback Mountain. -- Yahoo News
Larry re-enacts his toilet pas de deux.
Exclusive Larry Craig Interview
And he pleaded guilty to try
And he pleaded guilty to try and keep this quiet? Meaning you would rather not have the world know your gay and attempting to solicit sex in a public bathroom. At least you didn't end up on dateline to catch a predator. most places around the world i've been to have legalized prostitution, i've gotten a london escort each time i go and think nothing of it but it's completely different there. Can you imagine all the politicians that would be photographed going to these places.
Dude, get the bifocals on, this thread is almost a year old!
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